Revolution is not another google search tool…
You will not be able to stay home, dear Netizen.
You will not be able to plug in, log on and opt out.
You will not be able to lose yourself in Final Fantasy,
Or hold your Kazaa Lite download queues,
Or get away without seeding your finished torrents.

Revolution will not be brought to you on HDTV
Encrypted with a warning from the FBI.
Calling the cattle and leading the incursion by
Secretary Rumsfeld, General Ashcroft and Dick Cheney
Riding nuclear warheads on their way to Iraq,
Or North Korea, or Iran.

Revolution will not be powered by Microsoft on
The Next-Generation Secure Computing Base
And will not star Pam andTommy,
or that Paris Whatever girl.

Revolution will not promise male enlargement.
Revolution will not get rid of spam.
Revolution will not earn you up to $5000 a month on the internet.

There will be no screen grabs of you and
Microsoft Bob one-click shopping at My Yahoo,
Or outbidding a shady grandma on eBay for
That refurbished 20-gig iPod.
MSNBC.com will not be able to predict election results in Florida.

There will be no final pictures from inside the
World Trade Center in the instant replay.
There will be no final pictures from inside the
World Trade Center in the instant replay.

There will be no Quicktime Stream of the 2600-reading,
Linux-booting white hat hacktivists
And Mickey Mouse in the public domain.
The theme song will not be written by Jack Valenti or
Brian Warner, nor sung by Metallica, Dr. Dre,
J-Lo, Madonna, or blink-182.

Revolution will not be right back after
Pop-up ads about eCommerce, eTailers, or eContent.
You will not have to worry about a
Cookie in your browser, a bug in your email, or a
Worm in your recycling bin.
Revolution will not run faster with on an AMD64.
Revolution WILL increase your Google rank.

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