Its lovely Geek Humor time again, and I must say out of all the articles I write for migraineheartache. The weekly Geek Humor has got to be the best.
Anyways here’s some good common computing laws to follow:

Murphy’s Laws of Computing

> When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
> When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.
> The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.
> When the going gets tough, upgrade.
> For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
> He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
> A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
> The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
> A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.

Well now that we got that out of the way, on to some truths:

Most men think that computers should be referred to as female, just like ships-

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The language in which they communicate among themselves is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. The message “Bad command or File Name” is about as informative as “if you don’t know why I’m mad at you, I’m certainly not going to tell you !”
4. Your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you spend half your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.

Dilbert for the masses

Dilbert © 2004, United Feature Syndicate, Inc.

Well that will do it for today’s Geek Humor. Remember to email me or post just about whatever you want in the forums.